WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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