Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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