why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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