At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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