Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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