she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
