just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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