This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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