What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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