FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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