he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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