Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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