Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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