I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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