dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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