he wants to bone in the snuggie
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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