I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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