R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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