no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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