I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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