Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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