omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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