Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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