i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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