My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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