Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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