It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Where is the hickey?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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