I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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