these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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