You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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