omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She told me I should be a condom model.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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