WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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