This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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