Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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