Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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