They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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