whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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