I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This is classic penis vs brain.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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