So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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