What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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