More tranny stories later!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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