Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
If its not for food we ain't going out.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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