oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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