just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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