the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I stole a fireplace last night.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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