I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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