Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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