nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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