Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
honey bunches of taint.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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