she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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