I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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