i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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