Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Randomize
