What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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