She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I had to cum in my sink.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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