So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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