2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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