The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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