Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
