No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
dude. I can hear the air.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
