Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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