I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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