new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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